Urdu Jokes

I am in matric

I am in matric

I was three years old then she was born. I got admission in school then she was two. I was in primary standard then she was in prep standard. I was in middle standard then she was in metric standard. She was in intermediate standard and I was in metric, she was in B.A and(…)

To Mera de day

To Mera de day

  Boy to his friend : Kal Meri girlfriend ki Birthday hai us ko kya gift doon ? Friend : Apna de day Boy : Mazaq Mat ker koi Bari Cheez Bata . Friend : To Mera de day …!!   0

Bhalai Ka Kam

Bhalai Ka Kam

Burha admi larke se : Beta tum kia kam karte ho ? Larka: G main bhalai ka kam karta hun. Matlab ? Giray howon ko uthaata hoon or bichray howon ko milata hoon Burha : Wo kaise . . . . . . . . Baba gee Brazier banata hoon   0

Kon kon si cheez mun may nahin lena chahiye ?

Kon kon si cheez mun may nahin lena chahiye ?

Teacher bache se : Kon kon si cheez mun may nahin lena chahiye ? Bacha  : Jalta howa bulb Teacher: wo kyun ? Bacha : Mummy papa se keh rahi thin ke bulb bhujao phir mun main loon gi. 0

Funny Girls Jokes in Urdu

Funny Girls Jokes in Urdu

Urdu Jokes Joke – 1 Shohar 11 plate baryani ki le kar aya to biwi shohar se boli ke kuch to khiyal karain log kia sochain gay. Shohar befikar raho main her bar yehi bol kar baryani la raha hoon ke main apni biwi ke liye le ja raha hoon. Joke – 2 Maan Baap(…)

Wife Joke Urdu

Wife Joke Urdu

Pakistani urdu jokes are very popular in Pakistani people. Specially some funny characters give us big laugh when they do something different or unbelievable. There are many jokes are popular about wives and husbands. Sardar jokes are popular too. Here you can read latest sardar husband and wife joke below. Sardar to his friend :(…)

Husband & Wife Joke

Husband & Wife Joke

  Husband and Wife Joke This is a very funny urdu joke of an husband and wife. Wife asks to her husband : Why was you abusing me in dream. Husband : Its your mistake. Wife : What you mean ? Husband : That I was sleeping.   0

Pathan and Air Hostess Joke

Pathan and Air Hostess Joke

Pathan and Air Hostess Joke in Urdu This is a very funny joke of a pathan who was traveling in plane. He called to air hostess and told her that her face is same as her wife. Air hostess said shut up. Pathan replied “With the grace of God your attitude is also same as(…)

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