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I am in matric

I am in matric

I was three years old then she was born. I got admission in school then she was two. I was in primary standard then she was in prep standard. I was in middle standard then she was in metric standard. She was in intermediate standard and I was in metric, she was in B.A and(…)

To Mera de day

To Mera de day

  Boy to his friend : Kal Meri girlfriend ki Birthday hai us ko kya gift doon ? Friend : Apna de day Boy : Mazaq Mat ker koi Bari Cheez Bata . Friend : To Mera de day …!!   0

Bhalai Ka Kam

Bhalai Ka Kam

Burha admi larke se : Beta tum kia kam karte ho ? Larka: G main bhalai ka kam karta hun. Matlab ? Giray howon ko uthaata hoon or bichray howon ko milata hoon Burha : Wo kaise . . . . . . . . Baba gee Brazier banata hoon   0

Kon kon si cheez mun may nahin lena chahiye ?

Kon kon si cheez mun may nahin lena chahiye ?

Teacher bache se : Kon kon si cheez mun may nahin lena chahiye ? Bacha  : Jalta howa bulb Teacher: wo kyun ? Bacha : Mummy papa se keh rahi thin ke bulb bhujao phir mun main loon gi. 0

Pathan and Air Hostess Joke

Pathan and Air Hostess Joke

Pathan and Air Hostess Joke in Urdu This is a very funny joke of a pathan who was traveling in plane. He called to air hostess and told her that her face is same as her wife. Air hostess said shut up. Pathan replied “With the grace of God your attitude is also same as(…)

Pakistani Flirt Joke

Pakistani Flirt Joke

Funny Urdu Joke This is a very funny joke of husband and wife. When husband make call to his wife from office. Husband : was sure that you will missing me. Wife :  What about morning fight. What was this? Husband : Oh shit I make call at home number. 0

Boy Irritating To A Girl

Boy Irritating To A Girl

a girl was sitting in a hotel then suddenly she called to waiter and complaint him that next table sit boy is irritating her. Waiter of the hotel look to the boy and replied her that madam but boy is not looking here. The girl replied to the waiting thats thing which is irritating her.(…)

What is Love ?

What is Love ?

What is Love This is a most funny urdu joke. A newly married bride ask to her husband in first night of marriage ( Suhagraat ) what is love ? Husband replied love is like water between sand and cement which matches each other strongly. For example Boy = cement Girl = sand Love =(…)

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