Molvi Jokes

mahol garam na karo

1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy unki tangen nazr ati ha, unki kamr nazr aati hy un k jism key her jagah saf waaze hote hen Peche se awaz ai Molvi sahab jumma parhao, mahol(…)

Molviyon ki Bus

Molviyon ki Bus ja rai thi 1 ne kaha jb b raste Me larki Nazar Aaey to AstaghFirullah parhna Kafi der bad 1 ne kaha AstaghFirullah Baqi Bole “KITHY “KITHY KITHY 0

Tum DULHA ho

“” Qaazi,Nikah k Waqt Haaz’reen sy : “kisi ko es shaadi per aitraaz hy  ???” Aik Aawaz ai : “mujhy hy !” Qazi bola: “tum khamosh raho Bad’tameez! Tum DULHA ho” . . . . . . 0

mar khao

Aadmi: Molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa batao k mai khao peeo or mera roza na tote? Molvi: Logon se mar khao or ghussa pee jao. Roza nahi tote ga.;   0

sirf Kursi kursi

Reporter: Aap k hath me hamesha Tasbeh hoti hai aap kia parte hain..? Fazl ur rahman: Me Ayatul Kursi parta hon. Reporter: Itni lambi ayatul kursi itni jaldi jaldi kaise parte hain..? Fazl ur rahman: Waqt ki kami or mojuda halaat k tanazur mein sirf Kursi kursi parta hon..! 0

Hey jamalo pao luddi

 Ek molvi ki bivi marr gai, wo khusray se kehne laga k ailaan krdo. khusra Mike k aagay ja kar kehne lga: Hazraat! “Hey jamalo pao luddi Molvi di mar gai buddi   0

CHURAIL

Molvi nay raat ko 1 haseen larki ko dekh kr Pucha: Zara suno ap kon hain? Girl=gussay say boli ! CHURAIL Molvi=Tay fair chambardi Q nhi 1+

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